THE “B” FILES
…ARE THE SECRET DOCUMENTATION OF EVERY NEFARIOUS ACTIVITY IN WHICH THE OAKDALE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HAS BEEN INVOLVED.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES WAS THE HEAD OF THE OAKDALE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES WAS JUST SOOO COOL, LIKE OAKDALES` VERSION OF JAMES BOND.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES WAS JUST SOOO COOL, LIKE OAKDALES` VERSION OF JAMES BOND.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES LIKED TO SIT STAGESIDE AT THE BIG OAK STRIP JOINT AND SIP LEMON-LIME SODAS, (SHAKEN NOT STIRRED).
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES HAD BY THIS TIME, EXPERTLY MANUEVERED HIMSELF INTO HIS CURRANT POSITION BY USING THE CORRUPT POLICIES OF VARIOUS CITY OFFICIALS AGAINST THEM.
HE HAD USED HIS POWER AS HEAD OF THE OAKDALE INTELIGENCE AGENCY TO GATHER DIRT ON HIS ENEMIES, AND HAD IN FACT WEEDLED EXPANDED POWERS FOR THE O.I.B. TO MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE GOOD PEOPLE OF FAKE RIVER COUNTY.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES, HAD THE DIRT ON GLORIA JENSEN, AND HAD FORCED HER TO SIGN A NUMBER OF EXECUTIVE
ORDERS.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES NOW HAD A LICENCE TO KILL, AND THE OAKDALE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY HAD A REALLY BIG BUDGET TO SPEND ON ALL KINDS OF REALLY COOL SPY STUFF. (AS I WAS AN EMPLOYEE OF THE O.I.A., I GOT A PREATY GOOD RAISE).
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES HAD A REALLY COOL SECRET CODE NAME.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES COOL SECRET CODE NAME WAS “AGENT B”
COOL HUH?
DONT TELL ANYBODY.
IT`S A SECRET.
ANOTHER SECRET IS THAT CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES PUSHED THAT YORKSHIRE TERRIER OUT IN FRONT OF SYLVESTER LAROUCH THE FORTH`S POLICE CRUISER.
IT WAS ALL PART OF A SPECIAL OPERATION, A HIT, PART OF THE CORRUPT WAY THAT THINGS GOT DONE IN OAKDALE IN THOSE DAYS.
EVEN TODAY, I CANT SAY MUCH ABOUT THAT BUISNESS, BUT I WILL SAY THAT IT HAD STRONG CONNECTIONS TO THE DOGCATCHER SCANDLE.
THE DOGCATCHER SCANDLE PUT IT`S STINK ONTO ALMOST EVERYONE INVOLVED IN CITY BUISNESS, FORCING MANY OF THOSE SAME PEOPLE TO STAY IN POLITICS JUST TO COVER THEIR OWN ASSES PERMANATLY.
THE DOGCATCHER SCANDLE PUT IT`S STINK ONTO ALMOST EVERYONE INVOLVED IN CITY BUISNESS, FORCING MANY OF THOSE SAME PEOPLE TO STAY IN POLITICS JUST TO COVER THEIR OWN ASSES PERMANATLY.
GLORIA JENSEN HAD BECOME CONCERNED OVER REPORTS OF LATE NIGHT MANURE SHIPMENTS INTO TOWN.
SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MANURE WAS NOT BEING USED FOR FERTILISER AT ALL, BUT THAT IT WAS BEING USED FOR SOME MORE NEFARIOUS PURPOSE.
THE MANURE ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WAS NO HELP AT ALL.
THE MANURE ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ONLY ENFORCED THE LAWS CONCERNING THE PROPER DISPOSALE OF, NOT THE TRANSPORTATION AND SALE OF MANURE AND OR MANURE RELATED PRODUCTS.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES HAD A LOT OF PRESSURE ON TO “PRODUCE”, AND HE HAD BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON THIS CASE FOR DAYS.
HE HOPED TO WRAP IT UP SOON, AS HE HAD BEEN DISQUISED AS A HOBO FOR DAYS.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES MABE GOT A LITTLE SLOPPY AS HE WAS IN A HURRY TO GO HOME AND GET CLEANED UP SO THAT HE COULD GO FEEL UP HIS GIRLFRIEND; LANA JEAN MOORE.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES HAD ORDERS TO FIND ANY MANURE SMUGGLING OPERATION, AND DESTROY SAME WITH EXTREME PREDUDICE.
WITH CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES YOU COULD BE SURE THERE WOULD BE A LITTLE MALICE MIXED IN TOO.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES GOT IMPATIENT, AND THIS IMPATIENCE CAUSED HIM TO BE WAY OFF HIS GAME WHEN THE NATIONAL ATHLETE`S FOOT DAY MASSACRE WENT DOWN.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES ARRIVED AT THE OLD THIMBLE WHAREHOUSE JUST AS THE OAKDALE BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS WAS SEALING OFF THE CRIME SCENE WITH THAT GOOFY YELLOW TAPE THAT THEY USE AT CRIME SCENES AND CAR WRECKS.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES KNEW, AND BELIVED WITH ALL OF HIS HEART THAT FAT TED AND THE ZETA-RETICULIANS WERE HAVING A GANGSTER WAR OVER THE OSTRICH SHIT TERRITORY, AND HE SAW A WAY TO PLAY THE SITUATION.
CHRISTIAN JEFFERIES STOLE A LOAD OF OSTRICH SHIT, AND HE HAD HIS LAB TECHNITIONS INFECT IT WITH A FUNGUS WHICH CAUSED IT TO GO RANCID BEFORE ARRIVING ON ZETA-RETICULIA.
WHICH OF COURCE, THE ZETA-RETICULIANS BLAMED ON FAT TED.
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